First Edition
Host "Why, Hi, Hello there and welcome to our very first edition of Nikki G in Romania. I'm so glad that you have decided to tune in for today's episode! Today we are very lucky to be interviewing the creator of Nikki G in Romania – NIKKIIIIII GEEEEE!!! Who, in case you didn't know, is in Romania. Lets give a round of applause to Miss. G"
(insert applause from audience)
Host "Hello Nikki and welcome to our show"
Nikki "Its Miss. G – and it really is MY show"
Host "(cough cough) Yes. Ok. How are you feeling today Miss. G?"
Nikki "I have a stomach ache"
Host "Oh, I'm sorry can I get you a Ty-NOHL?
Nikki "I don't believe in medicine, I do however believe in the healing properties of Dr. Quinn and a nice cup of Tim Hortons Hot Chocolate. However Dr. Quinn has been cancelled here and Hot Chocolate, Tim Hortons or otherwise is non-existant in Romania so I am destined to suffer with this stomachache."
Host "That’s too bad. I hope someone will be kind enough to perhaps mail you some hot chocolate – hint hint hint audience… Miss G can you tell me what your favourite part of working in Romania is?"
Nikki "Most definitely my job and my class. No matter how I am feeling they always make me feel better – even if I am already feeling good. They are fun kids, dedicated to their work and a joy to have around. The staff here at BCA has been wonderful to me and a great blessing."
Host "Can you tell me what the Macaroni and Cheese situation is like in Bucharest?"
Nikki "Virtually non existant."
Host "Yes, I have heard that times are desperate there…"
Nikki "Its unbelievable. You'd never think missionaries would stoop so low but it is not uncommon to see two missionaries throwing fists at each other as they fight over the occasional contraband box of Mac and Cheese smuggled in by black market tourists."
Host "If I were to give you two hundred dollars right now – what would you use it for?"
Nikki "I would buy diapers"
Host "Diapers?"
Nikki "Yes, Diapers – for the baby orphanage that I volunteer at. We used the last ones when I was there on Sunday and I have no idea what they are going to use until more come in – or at least until some money is donated so that more can be purchased.
Host "I hate to bring this up – I know it is a private matter, but a number of foul rumors have been spreading regarding the disappearance of the street cat you found in your home. Can you clear those up for us?"
Nikki "Its unbelievable what people will say about you when you are in the spotlight – I'm just a person, I have feelings, I have needs, I don't like cats, If you prick me do I not bleed? Basically the cat – whom my roommate and I passionately disliked was… shall we say… terminated. I did not kill him and the rumor is that I threw him off the balcony – but seriously, even if I did throw him off the balcony – and I’m not saying I did, I live on the second floor so its not like it would have been hurt anyways!!!"
Host "I hear you are a proud Canadian"
Nikki "That I am, That I am"
Host "Could you tell our Canadian viewers some things you have done to spread your Canadian-ness while in Romania?
Nikki "I'd love to. First of all – when being surrounded with ALL Americans and meeting only Americans I am quick to tell people that I am indeed Canadian eh and that I forgot my toque at home. While visiting the Carpathian Mountains last weekend I climbed to the highest peak around and built a mini Innokshook in honor of Canada. I also smuggled in 4 bottles of maple syrup and make myself French Toast every Saturday morning – its not as good as my Dads, but it is passable. I also taught my 5th and 6th grade social studies how to play Laccross today.
Host "I also here that you are a proud Dutch-Canadian"
Nikki "That I am, That I am"
Host "Can you tell our Dutch/Fresian viewers some of the things you have done to spread your Dutch-Canadian-ness while in Romania."
Nikki "Well whenever people talk about going shopping or traveling on a Sunday I scream OP SUNDACH at them. I eat a hearty veggie soup after church on Sunday and I am in the pre-planning stages of the first annual Gerrits Croquette Weekend Romanian Style. I would LOVE to continue the habit of putting brown sugar on my rice – however the lack and impossibility of finding brown sugar in Romania has hindered that tradition."
Host "I guess in order to keep that tradition going someone would need to send you some brown sugar…"
Nikki "Tis true, tis true. Hey are we done with this lame interview yet? I mean you know as well as I do that I love to talk about myself, but seriously how much do people really care about the American-Romanian Macaroni and Cheese Revolution? In the words of Napoleon (Dynamite, not Bonaparte) GOSH!
Host "yes…. Well….. Ok, thanks for you time Miss. G. And there you have it audience – the first ever official interview with Nikki G the creator of www.nikkiginromania.blogspot.com. Stay tuned next time for when Miss. G discusses flooding, the all skate-boarding channel and near death experiences with propane stoves!"
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(insert applause from audience)
Host "Hello Nikki and welcome to our show"
Nikki "Its Miss. G – and it really is MY show"
Host "(cough cough) Yes. Ok. How are you feeling today Miss. G?"
Nikki "I have a stomach ache"
Host "Oh, I'm sorry can I get you a Ty-NOHL?
Nikki "I don't believe in medicine, I do however believe in the healing properties of Dr. Quinn and a nice cup of Tim Hortons Hot Chocolate. However Dr. Quinn has been cancelled here and Hot Chocolate, Tim Hortons or otherwise is non-existant in Romania so I am destined to suffer with this stomachache."
Host "That’s too bad. I hope someone will be kind enough to perhaps mail you some hot chocolate – hint hint hint audience… Miss G can you tell me what your favourite part of working in Romania is?"
Nikki "Most definitely my job and my class. No matter how I am feeling they always make me feel better – even if I am already feeling good. They are fun kids, dedicated to their work and a joy to have around. The staff here at BCA has been wonderful to me and a great blessing."
Host "Can you tell me what the Macaroni and Cheese situation is like in Bucharest?"
Nikki "Virtually non existant."
Host "Yes, I have heard that times are desperate there…"
Nikki "Its unbelievable. You'd never think missionaries would stoop so low but it is not uncommon to see two missionaries throwing fists at each other as they fight over the occasional contraband box of Mac and Cheese smuggled in by black market tourists."
Host "If I were to give you two hundred dollars right now – what would you use it for?"
Nikki "I would buy diapers"
Host "Diapers?"
Nikki "Yes, Diapers – for the baby orphanage that I volunteer at. We used the last ones when I was there on Sunday and I have no idea what they are going to use until more come in – or at least until some money is donated so that more can be purchased.
Host "I hate to bring this up – I know it is a private matter, but a number of foul rumors have been spreading regarding the disappearance of the street cat you found in your home. Can you clear those up for us?"
Nikki "Its unbelievable what people will say about you when you are in the spotlight – I'm just a person, I have feelings, I have needs, I don't like cats, If you prick me do I not bleed? Basically the cat – whom my roommate and I passionately disliked was… shall we say… terminated. I did not kill him and the rumor is that I threw him off the balcony – but seriously, even if I did throw him off the balcony – and I’m not saying I did, I live on the second floor so its not like it would have been hurt anyways!!!"
Host "I hear you are a proud Canadian"
Nikki "That I am, That I am"
Host "Could you tell our Canadian viewers some things you have done to spread your Canadian-ness while in Romania?
Nikki "I'd love to. First of all – when being surrounded with ALL Americans and meeting only Americans I am quick to tell people that I am indeed Canadian eh and that I forgot my toque at home. While visiting the Carpathian Mountains last weekend I climbed to the highest peak around and built a mini Innokshook in honor of Canada. I also smuggled in 4 bottles of maple syrup and make myself French Toast every Saturday morning – its not as good as my Dads, but it is passable. I also taught my 5th and 6th grade social studies how to play Laccross today.
Host "I also here that you are a proud Dutch-Canadian"
Nikki "That I am, That I am"
Host "Can you tell our Dutch/Fresian viewers some of the things you have done to spread your Dutch-Canadian-ness while in Romania."
Nikki "Well whenever people talk about going shopping or traveling on a Sunday I scream OP SUNDACH at them. I eat a hearty veggie soup after church on Sunday and I am in the pre-planning stages of the first annual Gerrits Croquette Weekend Romanian Style. I would LOVE to continue the habit of putting brown sugar on my rice – however the lack and impossibility of finding brown sugar in Romania has hindered that tradition."
Host "I guess in order to keep that tradition going someone would need to send you some brown sugar…"
Nikki "Tis true, tis true. Hey are we done with this lame interview yet? I mean you know as well as I do that I love to talk about myself, but seriously how much do people really care about the American-Romanian Macaroni and Cheese Revolution? In the words of Napoleon (Dynamite, not Bonaparte) GOSH!
Host "yes…. Well….. Ok, thanks for you time Miss. G. And there you have it audience – the first ever official interview with Nikki G the creator of www.nikkiginromania.blogspot.com. Stay tuned next time for when Miss. G discusses flooding, the all skate-boarding channel and near death experiences with propane stoves!"