An Interview with My Roomate
So I have been told that no one knows anything about my roomate. So here's an interview with her - that she didn't actually participate in (I wrote it all)
Reporter: Welcome to Nikki's News - A news program all about... Nikki
Deborah: Well its great to be here, thank you for having me.
Reporter: No problem, no problem. Well lets cut to the chase. Boring questions first. Name?
Deborah: Deborah Sedjo
Reporter: Hometown?
Deborah: Chicago, Ill -oh- Noise
Reporter: University and Degree?
Deborah: Wheaton College, Education.
Reporter: Family?
Deborah: Parents, two dogs, seven siblings including an identical twin sister.
Reporter: Hobbies?
Deborah: Crotch-et-ing, knitting, swimming at ridiculous hours of the morning, and reading long wierd boring books that are 'classics' but nobody that is real actually reads them.
Reporter: What do you teach?
Deborah: Highschool English. I love making vocabulary lists.
Reporter: I understand you have been blessed to be living with our founder - Nikki, for the last three months.
Deborah: that I have, that I have. And blessed I am.
Reporter: Do you have any 'inside secrets' you can share with our audience about living with Nikki?
Deborah: Well, Nikki has told me she can bake... and she tries, she really does... but that darn propane oven gets her every time! If she burns one more thing I"m going to start calling her the burninator!
Reporter: Haha hah ahah. Oh Nikki! A good heart, but bad oven skills. Have you tried her tea biscuits? Like HOCKEY PUCKS I tell you!
Deborah: Ok, ok. lets be nice. I like Nikki. We get along really well - she cultures me - makes me go to wiered historical monuments and museums.
Reporter: What is one thing that you really like about Nikki?
Deborah: That we have a nightly ritual of watching King of Queens every night at 8:12, and on Sundays after church we make soup together.
Reporter: We have been getting reports that Nikki has an accent, can you confirm this?
Deborah: Nikki 'says' she doesn't have an accent, but I and many others have noticed that she pronounces words differently than the American population that she works with. Its cute though. Sooooooohhhry, Rooooooof, Beeeeeeeeeen, Eh? Eh? Eh?
Reporter: Hah hah. I know Nikki always wanted to have an accent, but I'm pretty sure she wanted a British or Australian accent. Whats the greatest thing Nikki has taught you since you have lived together?
Deborah: I'd have to say.... gosh, there are so many things.... I never knew that Dr. Quinn could be so influential in a persons life.
Reporter: Whats the greatest thing YOU have taught Nikki?
Deborah: Probably about peace, and calmness and relying fully on the lord. I am also trying to teach her to crotch-et a hat but she is pretty much helpless in the circular-crotcheting area.
Reporter: Well thank you for speaking with us today. And audience, as always if you have more questions feel free to e-mail our organization at nikki_gerrits@hotmail.com Until next time: Live long, laugh much and watch Dr. Quinn!
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Reporter: Welcome to Nikki's News - A news program all about... Nikki
Deborah: Well its great to be here, thank you for having me.
Reporter: No problem, no problem. Well lets cut to the chase. Boring questions first. Name?
Deborah: Deborah Sedjo
Reporter: Hometown?
Deborah: Chicago, Ill -oh- Noise
Reporter: University and Degree?
Deborah: Wheaton College, Education.
Reporter: Family?
Deborah: Parents, two dogs, seven siblings including an identical twin sister.
Reporter: Hobbies?
Deborah: Crotch-et-ing, knitting, swimming at ridiculous hours of the morning, and reading long wierd boring books that are 'classics' but nobody that is real actually reads them.
Reporter: What do you teach?
Deborah: Highschool English. I love making vocabulary lists.
Reporter: I understand you have been blessed to be living with our founder - Nikki, for the last three months.
Deborah: that I have, that I have. And blessed I am.
Reporter: Do you have any 'inside secrets' you can share with our audience about living with Nikki?
Deborah: Well, Nikki has told me she can bake... and she tries, she really does... but that darn propane oven gets her every time! If she burns one more thing I"m going to start calling her the burninator!
Reporter: Haha hah ahah. Oh Nikki! A good heart, but bad oven skills. Have you tried her tea biscuits? Like HOCKEY PUCKS I tell you!
Deborah: Ok, ok. lets be nice. I like Nikki. We get along really well - she cultures me - makes me go to wiered historical monuments and museums.
Reporter: What is one thing that you really like about Nikki?
Deborah: That we have a nightly ritual of watching King of Queens every night at 8:12, and on Sundays after church we make soup together.
Reporter: We have been getting reports that Nikki has an accent, can you confirm this?
Deborah: Nikki 'says' she doesn't have an accent, but I and many others have noticed that she pronounces words differently than the American population that she works with. Its cute though. Sooooooohhhry, Rooooooof, Beeeeeeeeeen, Eh? Eh? Eh?
Reporter: Hah hah. I know Nikki always wanted to have an accent, but I'm pretty sure she wanted a British or Australian accent. Whats the greatest thing Nikki has taught you since you have lived together?
Deborah: I'd have to say.... gosh, there are so many things.... I never knew that Dr. Quinn could be so influential in a persons life.
Reporter: Whats the greatest thing YOU have taught Nikki?
Deborah: Probably about peace, and calmness and relying fully on the lord. I am also trying to teach her to crotch-et a hat but she is pretty much helpless in the circular-crotcheting area.
Reporter: Well thank you for speaking with us today. And audience, as always if you have more questions feel free to e-mail our organization at nikki_gerrits@hotmail.com Until next time: Live long, laugh much and watch Dr. Quinn!