Tonight Esther and I rented a movie that we both were excited to see. "The New World" Its a historical romance about Pochohontohoas (Does anyone know how to spell her name properly?) Anyways it was HORRIBLE. We watched 20 minutes and were bored out of our mind and so I thought that we should bring it back to Blockbuster and get a different movie in exchange. Heres what 'went down' as they say.
I walked into the Blockbuster and asked the cashier,
"Hey! Do you still have that program where if you rent a really bad movie you can exchange it for a better one?"
"Nope," he responded, "Not for a long time. If we did that people would be cheating us."
"What would you say if I told you that I rented this movie and that it is REALLY bad?"
"I'd have to say 'too bad'" he said looking me straight in the eye, I responded tartly,
"Then I'd have to say 'do you have a customer comment card?'"
I'm a jerk. I threatened the poor guy with a CUSTOMER COMMENT CARD because I was an idiot and rented a bad movie! But wait, the story gets better. He eventually lets me exchange my movie. I choose a new one and go to the counter. He asks for my Blockbuster card. (I don't have one) He says I can give him my drivers liscence (I don't have it on me) I offer him my health card - but it is one of the old school ones from the 1980's with the red stripe and no picture so it is no good either. Finally I offer him my (expired in April 2005) student card. Luckily he doesn't see that it is expired.
I'm a big jerk.